In times of crisis, some think it’s enough to throw something slapdash together, serve it to the world and hope it heals some people. The presumption that an empty and profoundly awkward gesture from a passel of celebrities has any meaning whatsoever borders on delusion - what you see in this video is nothing more than perspective-fogged stars singing into a mirror. Their genial naïveté is blinding them to the grossest sin here: the smug self-satisfaction, the hubris of the alleged good deed. On social media, Gadot and her crew were lambasted for bumblingly contributing, well, whatever this is as opposed to money or resources. (The emerging wave of parodies is already vicious: Tavi Gevinson’s Cindy Shermanesque routing of Smash Mouth’s “All Star,” ESPN’s Pablo Torre leading a sports media all-star spoken word version of Linkin Park’s “In the End,” the deadpan reading of a decidedly salacious old song from Juicy J of Three 6 Mafia by Zack Fox, Thundercat and others.) But the chaotic evil of social media means borders are permeable now, and the bar for participation is distressingly low.
Challenging times have made unlikely studiofellows for decades: think “We Are the World,” “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” and the like. They are the sunlight that allows the weak plants a chance to grow.īut they would never be in the same room, of course. If everyone was in the same room, they’d be regarded with slack-jawed awe. Their presence is welcome they are the high school quarterback invited to a party only to find out the only other people who R.S.V.P.’d were friends with their youngest cousin who they haven’t seen in like 12 years. Let’s be gentle with the real singers here - Norah Jones, Leslie Odom Jr., Labrinth, Sia, someone called Eddie Benjamin. It is difficult to measure which section is the most unsettling - Will Ferrell’s arch sincerity (although not his Lynchian electroshock hair)? Sarah Silverman’s whoopsy-daisy tartness? Mark Ruffalo’s bohemian-of-the-mind riffage? James Marsden’s this’ll-fix-it earnestness? Each is so destabilizing it necessitates a quick hit of the pause button, and maybe a walk around the block. Of all the participants here, only the actor Chris O’Dowd - singing alongside his wife, Dawn O’Porter - appears to understand the horror on the horizon: His worry lines are deep, his eyebrows seem to want to jump off his face and the left side of his mouth curls up toward the end of his line (“I wonder if you can”) as if pleading for forgiveness. Dornan is not on Instagram, so perhaps he is unaware he looks like he’s reluctantly filming a hostage video, and can’t decide if he even wants to be rescued.Ī little later comes a one-two punch of disinclination: Natalie Portman, head tilting side to side like a metronome, biting on words like they taste terrible, like she wants them whooshed off her tongue followed by Zoë Kravitz, sitting fireside in glasses, whispering drawn-out syllables first by speaking, then singing, like a turntable confused about its speed setting. “No hell below us,” he … I guess, sings? More like woofs. This misadventure turns to true chaos, though, when Jamie Dornan arrives, his hair wet-like and his voice a hollow rasp. Up next, Kristen Wiig, out in nature wearing a wide-brimmed hat, looks dour, as if her ramble had been interrupted. Or like a joyfully sadistic nurse about to administer a gruesome shot. When she sings the opening line - “Imagine there’s no heaven” - she grins at the camera as if she’s about to pick your pocket.